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Skin Cream: Not Just For Hands

Because this blog is primarily for lip balm, I decided not to do a full-blown review for this product. However, it’s just so awesome, I couldn’t not let you guys in on this discovery.

I’ve recently had the opportunity to give Yu-Be Moisturizing Skin Cream a shot. The tube states that it is “safe and effective on all dry skin areas of the body, including your lips and face”. Now, when something says I can use it on my lips, you can bet your bottom dollar that I’m going to do just that. ‘Cause, well, it’s what I do. And let me tell you — this stuff is a miracle. No, I’m not exaggerating.

I have been searching high ‘n low for something better than La Mer, and by George, I think I’ve found it. Let me try to explain this stuff to you as best as I can. Storytime!

Imagine that Kelsey (that’s me!) is about to go to bed. Earlier in the day, she tried out a new lip balm that sucked all of the moisture out of her lips, leaving them feeling dry and hungry for some TLC. Before she plops her head down on her pillow to catch some Z’s, she grabs her tube of Yu-Be’s Moisturizing Skin Cream, and squeezes juuust a tiny dot of it out onto her finger. With one swift motion, she smooths that one tiny dot over her bottom lip, and rubs her lips together, coating both lips evenly. At first, she feels a sort of soothing cool sensation, and then suddenly, warmth. Touching her lips, they have an almost tacky texture to them, and she thinks, “Eww, that’s nasty.” But despite how icky, she rests her head and falls into a not-so-deep slumber (Kelsey is an insanely light sleeper). At 11:30 the next morning, she is awoken to the sounds of birds chirping and beating their wings against the side of the house (a family of birds has built a nest under the eaves right outside her window and she wishes they would pack up and leave so that she could get some real sleep for once). Feeling frustrated by this rude awakening, she touches her lips and realizes they are no longer chapped and dry. No, no. Those lizard lips have been replaced with those of an angel. Soft, smooth, and supple. And suddenly, the annoying birds outside no longer matter, and everything is right in the world. The end!

Now, children, I hope that you’ve enjoyed today’s story, and I urge you all to spend $15.00 small dollars on a tube of this stuff. You won’t regret it. Fo’ realz, yo.

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